Ladies, and gentlemen, for your reading pleasure (I will add new verses as I find them, still working out quirks in embedding Tweets):
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius.— bob (@huntthesnark) January 6, 2018
I have a mighty button and no problems with my penius.
I have no time for television, golf, or social media
Since my brain is way way better than the best encyclopedia.
I tweet of mythic problems with fake voters and uranium— A.P. Joyce (@AndrewPaulJoyce) January 7, 2018
I answer parabolically with nonsense from my cranium
I quote in fractured sentence all the crimes of former candidates
In lawsuits I lob xenophobic insults at the magistrates
I like to tweet the lies of racist grievances historical— C. B. Wright (A Madman Unhing'd) (@ubersoft) January 6, 2018
When Russian ties are mentioned I deny them categorical
I do not feel the sting of words because I am avenious
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius!